Which Verizon phones support the French language?

I created this page for people looking for a Verizon phone with a French language option. I must have talked to almost 10 Verizon employees before finding one who gave me a (halfway) correct answer to my question: which Verizon cell phones support the French language?

Long story short, there is only a single viable Verizon phone -- the LG VX2000. A Verizon employee gave me the following list of phones, saying they work, however...

LG VX2000This phone is 911 compatable and has a French language option!
BlackberryThese phones require an additional $30/month charge. That's $360 a year!! Not worth it.
Kyocera KX414This phone does not actually have a French language option.
Motorola Startac 7868This phone is not 911 compatable.
Nokia 5185iNot 911 compatable.
Motorola Shark V2260Not 911 compatable.

Phones that aren't 911 compatable aren't even legally allowed to be used -- so Verizon will refuse to activate one for you if you bring it in.

The LG VX2000 phone
It's surprisingly modern for being a discontinued phone -- it actually has more (non-frivolous) features than my Motorola 325i. The sound quality is good, and like my Motorola 325i, I haven't yet found a place where it doesn't send or receive calls. I've noticed a couple minor translation errors, but it's still more enjoyable than using the English language option. Also, the old-school ringtones are simply epic.

Where to buy?
I bought mine on eBay from this seller. After so much hassle with Verizon (they even damaged my previous phone in a botched firmware upgrade), it was refreshing to have a pleasant end to my quest to find the perfect phone. This seller is truly top notch. He answered my questions on why the above phones work or do not. He was friendly, too, a real pleasure to do business with. If you buy a phone from him, tell him the French cellphone guy sent you!

Conclusion
Verizon offers few phones with a French language option. Only offered are the discontinued LG VX2000 and ultra-expensive (once the additional $30 per month charges are factored in so-called "smart" phones.